Tuesday, February 10, 2009

RUBBER TITS & TROMBONE ACID: THREE WINNERS!

Born on a Satanic holiday, one was an ass-pinching doctor with a leopard-print tooth and the Maserati seat covers to match. Another, his twin, was a prankster in Hollywood, hired to spray "Bitch's Blood" in the eyes of guests. The brew left a scab on the face of a hotel heiress, which eventually developed into an impervious grey mole. The third, a prominent social critic said, "You are what you're sprayed with -- bitch!" He was later arrested for mercurial B.O. (a news anchor allegedly died after taking a huff on a dare). In prison, the critic was held down and farted on daily by cops and prisoners alike. "Do you know what we do to people with B.O.!?! Do you!?!?!" He later lead a prison riot to victory.

MP3 FOREST JUZIUK - Whipped Cream & Other Delights

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