Wednesday, April 06, 2011


If you want to get in
on a good racket,
start wearing a helmet
at places like Meijer.

They make you take a little
wheelchair/Amigo thing
and you can steal
all kinds of shit.

The Amigo is sweet.

If you get a key
you're set for life.

Any K-Mart anywhere
in the world
is yours to drive
around the parking lot in.

Let's Amigo,

They will bust you
when they see you
with an Amigo
so tie that key
to a string
around your wrist.

My brother tried
to look dopey
and it seemed to work.

Never got caught.