Sunday, January 03, 2016

9 JAN 2012

Today I farted thrice into the first bite of a 7-11 ultra-sized spicy hot dog. Jalapeno chip dust flew into the back of my mouth causing me to cough up the offending chip & shoot a snot rocket at the same time. That happened four times. Then a woman pulled into the parking lot, looked at me sitting on the ground with my hot dog for ten seconds, and pulled back out.

Saturday, January 02, 2016

DREAM HOUSE REVIEWS

I guess I resented the fact that people were doing yoga there?
also the carpet was hella dingy -- i imagined it being a little slicker in therethat said, it was a truly awesome place -- i loved the shades and being able to BARELY see out to the outsideand then when i got outside, the change in the "outside world" was as striking as the change going into DH was.

- by Pete

It was really dark in there, with some simple light displays and Super Loud drone music. Oh, and a shrine to Pandit Pran Nath with a picture and candles and stuff. Nothing really weird happened. I was there by myself and just laid down on a pillow on the floor and tried to zone out for like a 1/2 hour maybe, but I never felt fully safe and able to sink deep into trance like I would've liked to, y'know? There were other people in there just lounging around doing the same and maybe a few couples making out and whatnot. Felt kind of like we were in some 60's Fluxus/Warholian time warp zone, I guess.

- by Justin



Friday, January 01, 2016

INTRODUCTION MESSAGE

ladies & giraffes, barnyard rubles,
rabies cinematheque & baby’s got a blouse on
groan control, are you there major bone?
we were all tits up for ball bag & as you can see: the third sex
x-ray kettle & free bird in Walgreens

i first met everything is canine at a knob in Detroit called cooter & boy did we have a pussyhair
an emotional cushion called enriched wheat & hello flower! -- how are ya?
pickles & fries, I give you holiday tootsie!!

who hated hot dogs in the night, president baby manger?
and I crawled a spider’s ass, half-ripe & tingling
you rolled the dice & fresh fish popped out, a consolation prize for Grand Funk