We were talking about Lucifer's Paddle, love in the Me Decade, the freighter's deep dish pizza, a fruit leather ascot, and other nightmares.
Thursday, January 11, 2024
Thursday, November 16, 2023
TOP 5 (2011)
"She or He Screamed Into the Night" by Donny Robeson-Hooper
"Male or Female is Confusing" by Linda Linda & The Carolers
"Touch my Girlfriend's Stuff that I'm Wearing" by Naztee Capone
"The Wind Beneath my Wig" by Max Schroeder
WALK, DON'T RUN/GOLDEN ROPES (2006)
most think The Ventures had one good trick but
things really started to change when
Monday, July 24, 2023
Sunday, April 16, 2023
NOBODY'S READING
White bands of light or other colors slap across the city. Windshields blinded, cars stop and engines rev, the excitement sending pulses through flexed calf muscles. Eager to move into whatever color, whatever wall, whatever ahead, the desire to push down and cross into the new & strange, but not frightening. Not a warhead, not an army, neither a missive from a foreign terror, the lack of familiarity in witnessing this heatless blaze begets curiosity.
Thursday, July 14, 2022
NAME GAME
Gas Pane
T Cell
C.N.I. Dogg
Triple K
P Stane
Clams Chowders
SELIB8
Wittle BB
Ice 2 Get 2 No U
Q-Cumbor
Shit Breath
Friday, June 10, 2022
ROOT BEER (2014)
No scene can touch this dick! I shrink dix 4 cash. Call now! I love being a model. I would love it more if it wasn't for the sex tape. Missing you more. Do you look for a moment of 'clearness' during the day? The moment of 'softness'?
Are you consumed by dread? Do you appreciate the moments when the dread alleviates? Or do you think alleviation is unnecessary? Do people deserve pain? Were people meant to be happy? Are you catholic? It doesn't matter.
There is no extended bank of pleasure, is there? There might be. There is. Yes, there is. It seems elusive though, unreal, hard to put your finger on & keep it there. But you, with your crazy hair and big smile, can hold on.
Friday, February 12, 2021
THE CHOCOLATE TESTERS
"Fellows, I am sure as that dog is dead that we have once again created chocolate!" - from the novel The Chocolate Testers by Wiz Newton.
Sunday, September 06, 2020
BOOK LIST
1000 Frozen Peppers - Conrad Ishl
Corndog's Gone Bad & Other Nightmares - Reba Ogei
Cilices For Dummies - For Dummies Book Co.
Prison Crabs - Whitey Hank
Do You Hear Clown Bells? - Lucy Chichester
Hats Off To The Poor Folks - Arnold Crimps
Sunday: Not a Real Day - Harrison Klams
The True Story of Howdy Doody & The Sun-Maid Raisin Heiress - Sybil Nightengale
Why Me Oh Lord Why Me Why Why Why - Leonard Harryhaus
Leonard Part 6: The Adaptation - Paul Weiland
Sunday, March 22, 2020
SHERONA & GARGANT
"I don't think so," said Gargant.
"I can smell it on my fingers," said Sherona. "Smell my fingers!"
Her fingers wriggled under his nose for a moment before he swatted them away. Sherona reclined the passenger seat to a horizontal plank & drummed her fingertips on her stomach. Gargant's body language was all screwed up.
"I bet you think there was too," said Sherona.
"No bets," said Gargant. "My family has recently become very unlucky in gambling."
"Let me go inside," said Sherona.
"Please," said Gargant, "not again."
"You can stay in the car," said Sherona.
"That's not it," said Gargant.
"I implore you," said Sherona. "Unlock the door."
"But it's a children's hospital," said Gargant. "It's the middle of the night."
"But it's PCP, Gargant," said Sherona.
"You said it was angel dust," said Gargant.
"It's the same thing!" said Sherona.
"Does this young lady need help," said the hospital officer.
Sherona screamed.
"Um," said Gargant.
"I need a wheelchair!" said Sherona. "Stat!"
"What happened here," said the hospital officer.
"We . . ." said Gargant.
"Yes?" said the hospital officer.
"We . . ." said Gargant.
"Yes?" said Sherona.
"We bought a cigarette from one of the homeless," said Gargant. Sherona's eye widened and she mouthed 'ringworm' to Gargant.
"I think I have ringworm –" said Sherona.
"From the cigarette?" said the hospital officer.
"Affirmative!" said Sherona.
"Was this homeless person a man or a woman?" said the hospital officer.
"It was impossible to say," said Gargant.
"It's going to be difficult to track the perp without a gender," said the hospital officer. He looked to the girl.
"I would also like to see someone who specializes in children on PCP," said Sherona.
"That's funny," said the hospital officer. "My kid is inside, freaking out on PCP. He's as high as a Rocky Mountain maple – haha, he’s practically dripping sap."
"I'd like to meet him," said Sherona. "I'm in the market for a new boyfriend and your son sounds sweet."