Friday, November 17, 2006

SCRIPT EXCERPT FROM "ROUGH PATCH"

DEIRDRE: "...hazy Amtrak... we fell asleep in those cars... railing through... Mississippi... never saw a plow in person before... we could stop somewhere random... get an apartment... do it straight...."

EVAN: "--but making eggs over some liquor store in a small shit town was laughable."

DEIRDRE: "...always laughing... red faced from in-jokes and cloudy eyes... didn't know if our families cared if we were alive... always too hazed out to remember to call them...."

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

DRAFTS

Doing well. Work

I've felt kind of braindamaged and

I dunno...when you said you had thought about stopping, it kicked me a bit.

And I don't think I'm bad or about to start doing heroin

Since I've been working out lately, I've felt healthier an

Wine is going to stay in the picture. Haha. I really enjoy it too. Otherwise, yeah, it is something I'd like to try with you.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

ME AND YOU

floating in a crooked canoe
swirling in the crick
we ate grapes in the dark
and ritz bits
,
but you know
I really love
the box for
club crackers
almost as much as
I love
club crackers
themselves.

We came home and
screwed around with the cats
sticks
and smoke.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE WET CAT WINTERS?

IT WAS NO GOOD
SHE KEPT FALLING INTO THE WATER
AND THERE WAS NEVER ANY BLOOD
OR TALKING OF HALLOWEEN FILMS
HOW LONG CAN YOU SAY THAT SHIT
GOING BACK AND FORTH
FUCK SHIT UP
AND NEVER FORGET THE WARS
YOU FOUGHT AT WORK AND IN THE BEDROOM
WET STREAK BROWNNESS AND POLTERGEIST SOUNDS

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

FAILED BASEBALL LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE

Pinches & Bunts

REEDS

Q: How did you meet the Bush family?

A: Through a friend of a friend. He owned some swampland the Bushs were into as far as getting naked and letting go. GW had a niece born there.

QUOTES (AS HEARD ON THE STREET)!!!

WALL STREET, 2003 - MALE:
"What does it take to get a Taster's Choice credit card in this day and age?"

THE BANSHEE [PUB], 1972 - MALE:
"...a ghost in the woods and it frightened me, the blue."

COLORADO SWINGERS LODGE, 1989 - FEMALE:
"You don't know BTRFGL? It's 'Baby's Toes Removed For Good Luck.' Have you ever tried one? I did...but just once, in the Andes. The snow was remarkable, the toe was transcendent."

GUESS THE T.V. QUOTE - MALE:
"What's that 'bout corn?! And biscuits?!! And Gravy!?!?!!"

CBGB'S, 2005 - FEMALE:
"Charles Atlas By The Fistfight; why didn't he do anything?"

MICHIGAN, 1997 - MALE:
"The dog of a rich stoner attacked me while I was observing the stoner's license plate collage."

TEXAS, 1992 - MALE:
"God dammit! Let's get that Frito Lay website online! Boys, welcome to the future!"

OHIO, 1996 - FEMALE:
"You can get high from someone shooting a lazer down your throat. If you have the patience."