Tuesday, November 07, 2006

QUOTES (AS HEARD ON THE STREET)!!!

WALL STREET, 2003 - MALE:
"What does it take to get a Taster's Choice credit card in this day and age?"

THE BANSHEE [PUB], 1972 - MALE:
"...a ghost in the woods and it frightened me, the blue."

COLORADO SWINGERS LODGE, 1989 - FEMALE:
"You don't know BTRFGL? It's 'Baby's Toes Removed For Good Luck.' Have you ever tried one? I did...but just once, in the Andes. The snow was remarkable, the toe was transcendent."

GUESS THE T.V. QUOTE - MALE:
"What's that 'bout corn?! And biscuits?!! And Gravy!?!?!!"

CBGB'S, 2005 - FEMALE:
"Charles Atlas By The Fistfight; why didn't he do anything?"

MICHIGAN, 1997 - MALE:
"The dog of a rich stoner attacked me while I was observing the stoner's license plate collage."

TEXAS, 1992 - MALE:
"God dammit! Let's get that Frito Lay website online! Boys, welcome to the future!"

OHIO, 1996 - FEMALE:
"You can get high from someone shooting a lazer down your throat. If you have the patience."

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