Sunday, February 01, 2009

PEOPLE TALK, BABY, BUT FUCK IT -- THIS IS OUR FUCKING WORLD AND WE JUST LET THESE OTHER ASSHOLES HANG OUT

At a party Raj and I DJed last night, Mike and I somehow convinced a woman who owned something like 10 or 11 sports cars(!?!) that "Porsche" is the french word for "womb." She was intrigued and said she'd look it up. This was very shortly after claiming that the reason people always end up hanging in kitchens during parties is because the kitchen reminds them of home and their mothers so it's like kitchen = womb. Credit where credit's due: Bobby Wells has the best womb jokes in town. Or, he did.

MP3 FOREST JUZIUK - Overnighted

3 comments:

Travis Galloway said...

Hey, those are stills from a video I made in high school, It was a self help video for depression.

Lloyd said...

i am so high and your song almost made me puke.

rs wells said...

I did spend more than 10 months in my mother - That's no joke!