Sunday, December 14, 2008

BUSINESS LAW BOUTIQUE

Fellini's best lawyer film,
Dustin Hoffman lighting a j-bone

to his client, he says:

"Shit, man
I don't know what's going to happen to you
but

(exhales)

it's fucking payday
and I am in
such a great
fucking mood."

The client brightens,
shrinks,
and in that case,
wants to get blazed too.

"No,"
says Hoffman.
"That's hardly a good idea
for someone in your spot.
Who do you think you are --

Willie Nelson?"
The client thinks.

"Tell you what,
I'll let you drive
my new wheels
around the block
a couple times.

But don't you ever hang
up on me like you like
you did the other day.

Do you hear
me, mister?"

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