"Rubbing toes with Fred Savage, sexy encounters with other celebrities."
"Whistling at all the attractive ladies. 'Hey, honey.' I know all the tricks."
"I fear a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle stealing my beer!"
"I love making friends like I love making money. It's like, 'It's the eighties again,' baby!"
"My girlfriend says I look like Richard Gere if he were a Green Beret."
"...that's why Japanime did so many... brilliant... [noise] uh...."
"Yeah, I help my sister wash her dishes. Sometimes. AND FUCK YOU IF THAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M WEIRD!"
"Yeah, I sold my cat for dope. AND ---- YOU IF THAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M WEIRD!"
"Damn! Damn, man! ...Was that the sacrifice? [noise] Cuz, dog...."
"I put my rubber shoes on and get kind of sloppy!"
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