Thursday, June 07, 2007

SPANISH WAGGLE or "HOW MY CANTALOUPE PATCH SCORED THE BIGGEST HIT OF THE YEAR"

Dr. Raymond Tandy is a Professor of Science at Corn Nut University of Iowa. His most recent experiment is gathering attention from across the globe.

 "I've made many inventions. Some have rocked, some have not. This one will be hot."

Dr. Tandy speaks in rhymes and riddles.

 "I'd turn a ferrari on its head just to tangle with one of them hot cops."

After months of redesigning a graham crackers package, Dr. Tandy felt he was close to something big.

 "I love it."

The scientist melted over 1000 Skittles into the shape of a donut and sucked on it for over a month.

 "I call it a 'Skittle-nut'."

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