GROW HAIR ON HOT DOGS FOR $$$

Insane night. BMX jungle. Set a wheelchair on fire, shoved it at a police officer. Dogs chased me down Parkinsons for blocks. Finally landed at Canto de Bruxa. Drank Hart Wurm with Oral History. Threw a wrench in the toilet and laughed.

HOW WE MET

I met someone. We talked about Hillary's pringle, donut air, public twinkie, gravy domes, half melon, ferrari cakes & other taste debacles.