Thursday, January 12, 2012

HEARD OUTSIDE THE KLIK-KLAK CLUB

"The food was good, but the emcee was really talking up pussy juice."

"She had to pee so bad she was farting yellow."

"It's a great restaurant -- they even have a beatnik on hand with one of those hats."

"I kept popping boners in the cars & it was driving me nuts so I rubbed one off in the gas station bathroom which was tough because two dumbasses wouldn't shut the fuck up."

1 comment:

t said...

That is more like it.