WRONGDOING

Lassar Tiara was a typical nerd sitting in the patio of a franchise bar. A waitress approaches him.

"The bald gentleman sent this over."

"What is it?"

"It's a tea made from a carny's ringworm sap."

"Carnie Wilson?"

"No. A carny. As in carnival."

Delicious, he thought. "Well, bottoms up!"