"The food was good, but the emcee was really talking up pussy juice."
"She had to pee so bad she was farting yellow."
"It's a great restaurant -- they even have a beatnik on hand with one of those hats."
"I kept popping boners in the cars & it was driving me nuts so I rubbed one off in the gas station bathroom which was tough because two dumbasses wouldn't shut the fuck up."
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That is more like it.
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