Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
SKULL WITH HAIR
He said to the sweet little thing:
Why hello there you sweet little thing! I didn't even see you coming my way and don't know how neither what with your natural radiance lighting up the night like this. Girl, you are a beauty. I love what you do with your hair. You got a natural class. I can see your thighs in the stars and I wanna smooch 'em smooch 'em smooch 'em. I wanna kiss you on the wrist. I'll take you up to the trees. Some of them have little houses in 'em. What do ya' say, little darlin'?
The master of the house had carved a tunnel in the earth below the stairs; a cave of black sand with a host of rifles stacked neatly atop shelves. She remembered the rifles and how the stairs had rotted away to reveal the rifles. She and her mother saw the rifles. Then they saw the cave.
If she can get to the rifles. The moon lurked like a skull hovering above the staircase.
Why hello there you sweet little thing! I didn't even see you coming my way and don't know how neither what with your natural radiance lighting up the night like this. Girl, you are a beauty. I love what you do with your hair. You got a natural class. I can see your thighs in the stars and I wanna smooch 'em smooch 'em smooch 'em. I wanna kiss you on the wrist. I'll take you up to the trees. Some of them have little houses in 'em. What do ya' say, little darlin'?
The master of the house had carved a tunnel in the earth below the stairs; a cave of black sand with a host of rifles stacked neatly atop shelves. She remembered the rifles and how the stairs had rotted away to reveal the rifles. She and her mother saw the rifles. Then they saw the cave.
If she can get to the rifles. The moon lurked like a skull hovering above the staircase.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
THE SORCERERS OF METHWICK
union leaders
with their mustangs
and fancy toupées
talking to burger,
modeling laundry
crushing little tabbies
like a curse.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
A CHARACTER NAMED DICK DOVER
conceptual whorehouse
vaginal video
reputable satanism
sobriety allergy
horny chatter
vaginal video
reputable satanism
sobriety allergy
horny chatter
Monday, May 31, 2010
MEMORIAL DAY BONUS: "CLASS RING" BY SKATE LAWS
Something's obscene.
Something in here
is obscene.
What is it?
What is that thing?
Sorry, father!
NO CLASS RING!
Something in here
is obscene.
What is it?
What is that thing?
Sorry, father!
NO CLASS RING!
Sunday, May 30, 2010
"BAT IN THE FACE" BY SKATE LAWS
The paper
had the photo
of the winner
A bat in the face
a prize winner,
photo in the paper
Yeah
So where is our hero?
With his tennis racket?
A bat in the face!
That is no prize!
had the photo
of the winner
A bat in the face
a prize winner,
photo in the paper
Yeah
So where is our hero?
With his tennis racket?
A bat in the face!
That is no prize!
Friday, May 28, 2010
WEST VIRGINIA PT. 1
WEST VIRGINIA PT. 1
by Ted Kennedy
His jaw was sore; sore like he’d been making out with a pillow for hours.
His neck throbbed; throbbed like he’d puked all morning.
His beard wasn’t growing as he’d hoped, and the motorcycle still sat in the front yard. It needed a coil pack, but they don’t make those anymore. Or so they said.
The guys on the softball team called him whipped, you know… by old mama ball and chain. But he thought different. If they saw how she treated him when they were alone, then they’d know.
Last night he showered in front of her for the first time. He was embarrassed for them both.
by Ted Kennedy
His jaw was sore; sore like he’d been making out with a pillow for hours.
His neck throbbed; throbbed like he’d puked all morning.
His beard wasn’t growing as he’d hoped, and the motorcycle still sat in the front yard. It needed a coil pack, but they don’t make those anymore. Or so they said.
The guys on the softball team called him whipped, you know… by old mama ball and chain. But he thought different. If they saw how she treated him when they were alone, then they’d know.
Last night he showered in front of her for the first time. He was embarrassed for them both.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
ARTISTS RESPOND TO 2012 PT. 3: TED KENNEDY
Q: So, any plans for 2012?
A: Let's just say I've got a couple reminders set in my phone to buy milk & toilet paper.
Q: You're a bit of a visual obsessive. Have you caught any docs about 2012?
A: It was often touched on in the various doomsday docs I was watching around the millennium. What do you think about 2012?
Q: I really don't know anything about it save for some basic premises. At any rate, do you think it's strange that hollywood produced a 2012 movie? Can you think of other movies about doomsday that aren't alien-related? Why would Hollywood make a 2012 movie?
A: I think the 2012 phenomenon and subsequent film makes sense. Although it seems like they would have made a year 2000 [doomsday film] but I can't remember one. Except maybe for TV. But now that you mention it... no aliens... huh. Well, I think Nic Cage has been in one. I think.
Q: Do --
A: Yes, he was: http://www.debbieschlussel.com/4865/new-nick-cage-doomsday-movie-looks-interesting/
Q: This is not a well written blog.
A: I thought it was a newspaper.
Q: Yeah, but, anyway. You have no belief that the doomsday events of 2012 could occur?
A: None whatsoever.
Q: Is it because you're an atheist?
A: I don't think the 2012'ers necessarily believe in god(s) but my atheism and 2012 skepticism probably come from the same place
Q: Anything else to add?
A: I desperately hope that there is an apocalypse and that I am alive to witness it.
A: Let's just say I've got a couple reminders set in my phone to buy milk & toilet paper.
Q: You're a bit of a visual obsessive. Have you caught any docs about 2012?
A: It was often touched on in the various doomsday docs I was watching around the millennium. What do you think about 2012?
Q: I really don't know anything about it save for some basic premises. At any rate, do you think it's strange that hollywood produced a 2012 movie? Can you think of other movies about doomsday that aren't alien-related? Why would Hollywood make a 2012 movie?
A: I think the 2012 phenomenon and subsequent film makes sense. Although it seems like they would have made a year 2000 [doomsday film] but I can't remember one. Except maybe for TV. But now that you mention it... no aliens... huh. Well, I think Nic Cage has been in one. I think.
Q: Do --
A: Yes, he was: http://www.debbieschlussel.com/4865/new-nick-cage-doomsday-movie-looks-interesting/
Q: This is not a well written blog.
A: I thought it was a newspaper.
Q: Yeah, but, anyway. You have no belief that the doomsday events of 2012 could occur?
A: None whatsoever.
Q: Is it because you're an atheist?
A: I don't think the 2012'ers necessarily believe in god(s) but my atheism and 2012 skepticism probably come from the same place
Q: Anything else to add?
A: I desperately hope that there is an apocalypse and that I am alive to witness it.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
UNTITLED #2
When I see someone reading the Satanic Bible, I just laugh. It's funny to me. I think: “What the fuck??”
First of all, to be a satanist, one must deny themselves that real emotion of feeling like a "cheap thug." Imagine a clammy, unpleasant basement. On the floor, a whole lot of dirt, dirt going up the walls even, and what's that strange smell? Imagine wanting to be down there, but you are down there with someone who does not want to be down there, and you are wanting the least bit from that person. But this is a feeling being described, not an actual event.
A satanist begins to take part in the enjoyment of that emotion, having fetishized it in effort to destroy that which innately tells us, "for we know when we are being little, and awful, and wrongful toward another Human." But to be a Satanist is ultimately to be a selfish, emotional bully. Imagine if you will, a kernel of peculiar, impotent rage in the heart of a hairless, 3ft. tall Hitler and you have a close approximation of a Satanist. Still, we must ask: but what is feeling little?
The physical prowess of common Satanists is an oft-debated subject what with top notch specimens such as Glenn Danzig but Satanists are gluttonous hedonists by nature and therefore not physical powerhouses at all. Chip snacks, cakes, Whatchamacallits, Mad Dog 20/20 and other sugary items are the food domain of Satanists.
Perhaps now I should clarify that while aspects of hedonism are not "wrong" in regards to a creating a broad generalization of the hedonist movement, there must be a limit to hedonistic impulse. Hedonism can lead to extreme sexual deviance, drug abuse, home foreclosure, and shoplifting.
When a celebrity is caught, arrested & persecuted by the law for shoplifting, do you not psychically witness the trail of hedonism that lay before this event like a trail of gasoline leading to a blazing inferno? Comedy writer George Carlin said something to the effect of, "every time I see a photo in a newspaper, I wonder which of these people has had deviant sex since it was taken." It makes you wonder, listener: What act did Owen Wilson commit that caused him to take upon a sharp blade in hand and make an attempt on his own life? It has been joked that perhaps it was one night at the museum too many but I digress:
Many Satanists believe themselves to be clever, independent individuals but they are not. Even the Black Pope himself, Anton Szandor LaVey, the High Priest of the Church Of Satan was not clever enough to avoid being evicted from his home, the infamous Black House located in the hedonist paradise of San Francisco, CA. Now, much detritus litters the front yard of the former Satanic headquarters: mattresses, phonebooks, stray dog buns, abandoned toupees, the candy necklace of a raver, a leopard print beanbag chair, old viewmaster reels, a plastic watermelon, and an unused container of lemonade mixing powder among a number of items now relinquished and forgotten like so many children's toys.
Like so many college freshmen purchasing their first Mos Def compact disc, so too do teenagers have a phase in which Satanism rules. Teenagers are attracted to Satanism like white on rice.
First of all, to be a satanist, one must deny themselves that real emotion of feeling like a "cheap thug." Imagine a clammy, unpleasant basement. On the floor, a whole lot of dirt, dirt going up the walls even, and what's that strange smell? Imagine wanting to be down there, but you are down there with someone who does not want to be down there, and you are wanting the least bit from that person. But this is a feeling being described, not an actual event.
A satanist begins to take part in the enjoyment of that emotion, having fetishized it in effort to destroy that which innately tells us, "for we know when we are being little, and awful, and wrongful toward another Human." But to be a Satanist is ultimately to be a selfish, emotional bully. Imagine if you will, a kernel of peculiar, impotent rage in the heart of a hairless, 3ft. tall Hitler and you have a close approximation of a Satanist. Still, we must ask: but what is feeling little?
The physical prowess of common Satanists is an oft-debated subject what with top notch specimens such as Glenn Danzig but Satanists are gluttonous hedonists by nature and therefore not physical powerhouses at all. Chip snacks, cakes, Whatchamacallits, Mad Dog 20/20 and other sugary items are the food domain of Satanists.
Perhaps now I should clarify that while aspects of hedonism are not "wrong" in regards to a creating a broad generalization of the hedonist movement, there must be a limit to hedonistic impulse. Hedonism can lead to extreme sexual deviance, drug abuse, home foreclosure, and shoplifting.
When a celebrity is caught, arrested & persecuted by the law for shoplifting, do you not psychically witness the trail of hedonism that lay before this event like a trail of gasoline leading to a blazing inferno? Comedy writer George Carlin said something to the effect of, "every time I see a photo in a newspaper, I wonder which of these people has had deviant sex since it was taken." It makes you wonder, listener: What act did Owen Wilson commit that caused him to take upon a sharp blade in hand and make an attempt on his own life? It has been joked that perhaps it was one night at the museum too many but I digress:
Many Satanists believe themselves to be clever, independent individuals but they are not. Even the Black Pope himself, Anton Szandor LaVey, the High Priest of the Church Of Satan was not clever enough to avoid being evicted from his home, the infamous Black House located in the hedonist paradise of San Francisco, CA. Now, much detritus litters the front yard of the former Satanic headquarters: mattresses, phonebooks, stray dog buns, abandoned toupees, the candy necklace of a raver, a leopard print beanbag chair, old viewmaster reels, a plastic watermelon, and an unused container of lemonade mixing powder among a number of items now relinquished and forgotten like so many children's toys.
Like so many college freshmen purchasing their first Mos Def compact disc, so too do teenagers have a phase in which Satanism rules. Teenagers are attracted to Satanism like white on rice.
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