GROW HAIR ON HOT DOGS FOR $$$

Insane night. BMX jungle. Set a wheelchair on fire, shoved it at a police officer. Dogs chased me down Parkinsons for blocks. Finally landed at Canto de Bruxa. Drank Hart Wurm with Oral History. Threw a wrench in the toilet and laughed.

HOW WE MET

I met someone. We talked about Hillary's pringle, donut air, public twinkie, gravy domes, half melon, ferrari cakes & other taste debacles.

NEW SKIT: "COCAINE!"

Upbeat, gospel-y tune jammin'.

Come out with mic & dance steps:

Cocaine / Cocaine

You're so good to me, babe etc.

Do some really bad dance moves, spins, splits, etc.

Pull out 12"x12" bag of flour & pretend to do coke.

Have heart attack.

The show's over.

NEW SKATE LAWS SONGS

"Soaked Intruders Creep Forever"

"Tasered & Weak"

"Lame Pink Jag"

"Jeopardy Contestant"

"No Cummerbund/No Sash"

"Hovel of a Coward Yokel"

NIGHTMARES

We were talking about Lucifer's Paddle, love in the Me Decade, the freighter's deep dish pizza, a fruit leather ascot, and other nightmares.

TOP 5 (2011)

"Little Boy In a Lady Wig" by the Big Bop Man
"She or He Screamed Into the Night" by Donny Robeson-Hooper
"Male or Female is Confusing" by Linda Linda & The Carolers
"Touch my Girlfriend's Stuff that I'm Wearing" by Naztee Capone
"The Wind Beneath my Wig" by Max Schroeder

WALK, DON'T RUN/GOLDEN ROPES (2006)

most think The Ventures had one good trick but
things really started to change when

they grew facial hair and got all where the

wild things are on their album covers

your fever in my

head and the feeling was so

overwhelming that my stomach

began to turn

in dreams would help but

it didn't

it pushed me over the edge and 

onto the throne like

I'd been beaten up always

wanted to kick someone's

ass to blue bayou

NEW SKATE LAWS SONGS

"I'll See You In Court"

"Set a Plate For Elijah"

"You Stepped On My Brazil Nuts"

NOBODY'S READING

White bands of light or other colors slap across the city. Windshields blinded, cars stop and engines rev, the excitement sending pulses through flexed calf muscles. Eager to move into whatever color, whatever wall, whatever ahead, the desire to push down and cross into the new & strange, but not frightening. Not a warhead, not an army, neither a missive from a foreign terror, the lack of familiarity in witnessing this heatless blaze begets curiosity.

NAME GAME

Gas Pane

T Cell

C.N.I. Dogg

Triple K

P Stane

Clams Chowders

SELIB8

Wittle BB

Ice 2 Get 2 No U

Q-Cumbor

Shit Breath