BIG HORN

big horn
stopped me in my boots

loud yellow metal
must be easier to put together

than a small one

those little keys

and rubber things
but bigger is better

depending

on the expense of brass
and the expense of rubber

I look at my chukka boots

“You could have been

this big horn that
I am in awe of this
loud yellow metal
but you carry my
brown yellow feet."

I have athletes foot

and if I'm being truthful

other problems too

and if I'm being wholly truthful

I am procrastinating

but procrastinating in awe

GROW HAIR ON HOT DOGS FOR $$$

Insane night. BMX jungle. Set a wheelchair on fire, shoved it at a police officer. Dogs chased me down Parkinsons for blocks. Finally landed at Canto de Bruxa. Drank Hart Wurm with Oral History. Threw a wrench in the toilet and laughed.

HOW WE MET

I met someone. We talked about Hillary's pringle, donut air, public twinkie, gravy domes, half melon, ferrari cakes & other taste debacles.

NEW SKIT: "COCAINE!"

Upbeat, gospel-y tune jammin'.

Come out with mic & dance steps:

Cocaine / Cocaine

You're so good to me, babe etc.

Do some really bad dance moves, spins, splits, etc.

Pull out 12"x12" bag of flour & pretend to do coke.

Have heart attack.

The show's over.

NEW SKATE LAWS SONGS

"Soaked Intruders Creep Forever"

"Tasered & Weak"

"Lame Pink Jag"

"Jeopardy Contestant"

"No Cummerbund/No Sash"

"Hovel of a Coward Yokel"

NIGHTMARES

We were talking about Lucifer's Paddle, love in the Me Decade, the freighter's deep dish pizza, a fruit leather ascot, and other nightmares.